do u accept my dick as ur supreme overlord??
my name's taylor and im addicted to sucking the souls out of children. voted the whitest person ever. im weird get the frick over it. k peace out girlscout

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bon-bon:

The older I get the more I realise there are no grown ups and nobody knows what the fuck they’re doing.
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darrynek:

i would totally do a backflip right now if i wasn’t afraid of breaking my neck

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bounoromato: cokeflow: I CAN SHOW U THE WORLD HAVE YOU SEEN MY SON?
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hellofriendballoon: life-in-the-macro: pizzaforpresident: cydoniahype: I put a bit of gold tinfoil on my cats head and she just sat there looking terrified until i took it off i couldnt stop laughing omfg im such a bad person help i’ve reblogged this like 5 times already but omfg one day i will stop reblogging this today is not that day cats are controlled by government satellites. you blocked the signal so it shut down.

deluminator:

my brother just walked in here with a bunch of pancakes and was like ‘wow this is a whole lot of pancakes’ and then he closed his eyes and whispered to himself ‘but i am a whole lot of man’
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